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| Grobble |
| Please leave a hickory post by the walkway on which to rest my cane, tophat, kerchief and tennis shoes upon. Thank you. |
| Departure |
| Hans Loco will be waiting his departure at terminal 42a, right next to the Nacho Cafe. He will be smartly dressed in a well-to-do pinstriped suit and a Sunday go-to-meetin' tophat. Please do little to discourage Mr. Loc. He is a very shy and timid man. |
| Rejoice |
| Tomorrow is a day for rejoicing, after all, it's Thanksgiving dontchaknow. We will tolerate absolutely no horseplay, shenanigans, weezing, whimpering, spewing, hurling, hacking, or nasal/anal discharge demonstrations in any manner. You will sit quietly, smile, and enjoy the view. |
| Hat's Off |
| Hats off to you my good fine friend. I only come to you in peace today. I mean you absolutely no harm. I am merely looking for a nice, warm place to sit down, relax, take off my shoes, and yell and scream horrible obscenities. |
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